You know you spend too much time Modding

So back long ago when I first created an account on SRK there was this thread.
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/126889/you-know-your-modding-obsession-has-gotten-out-of-control-when

It was a great thread where we shared various antidotes and shit
I an bring it back, but instead of Necro a dead thread

I am going to start a fresh new thread

So okay I will start:

• First thing you do with new electronics is void the warranty
• When you got enough spare parts to build another stick or three
• When your boss sends you home for your soldering iron and it isn't apart of your job (for reference I used to work in a grocery store)
• When you look at some of the Indestructible or Hack-a-day articles and say "with confidence" I did that when I was eight years old.
• When most of your friends retro game consoles has been repaired or modded by you
• You know what electronics are Dishwasher safe - LINK